Confessions of an Honest Player

By Alejandro Velario

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limoncellomusings-deactivated20 asked: really? like smear some one one of the outer edges? Should I try betwene fingers or in the roller?

A roller would be easier :)

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Sometimes, after a hard day at work, I lock myself in my office, pour myself a drink, lean up against the wall, and smoke a blunt. Nobody tells me anything. If anyone did I suppose I’d have to make them swear secrecy, or fire them. Being this high up in the chain of command allows people to do things that would otherwise be frowned upon. It’s funny because I remember a time when I had to hide in every nook and cranny to smoke, but those days are long behind me. Despite all the bonuses, the company vehicles, vacations, and all the other perks entailed, it’s still the little things I appreciate. Like the opportunity to smoke on the 21st floor of a beautiful building in Phoenix. Ahhh the life. 

Sometimes, after a hard day at work, I lock myself in my office, pour myself a drink, lean up against the wall, and smoke a blunt. Nobody tells me anything. If anyone did I suppose I’d have to make them swear secrecy, or fire them. Being this high up in the chain of command allows people to do things that would otherwise be frowned upon. It’s funny because I remember a time when I had to hide in every nook and cranny to smoke, but those days are long behind me. Despite all the bonuses, the company vehicles, vacations, and all the other perks entailed, it’s still the little things I appreciate. Like the opportunity to smoke on the 21st floor of a beautiful building in Phoenix. Ahhh the life. 

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